Mother Patrol

How can you tell if your daughter, friend, wife or daughter-in-law is wading through the mud of motherhood only up to her knees, or if she's already had it up to her neck? This isn't another clever guide on how to be the perfect mother. Besides, for the vast majority of her own parenthood, the author herself has no clue what the hell she's doing. However, the book can serve as a kind of pocket translator between a mother and the rest of the world that isn't currently navigating a sea of dummies.