Lucky person

A humorous story about an alien abduction that turns out to be a series of more or less fortunate coincidences. In an attempt to escape his pursuers, the hero is dragged across the universe by an AI who cries far too often that it has nothing to wear, hires a bodyguard who doesn't want to kill, and is seduced by a beautiful alien who is forbidden to fall in love. In a world where happiness can be stolen or given with a single touch, luck is worth more than gold, and sometimes more than common sense. The unsuspecting earthling gradually transforms into a resourceful clever clogs who gets out of every tricky situation not just thanks to his luck, but mainly thanks to the friends he makes along the way.