Love in the ether

I sailed through life unobtrusively, not to upset anyone, not to disappoint anyone. But then came the casting call for a new radio partner. Hell. And then Freddy showed up. The Freddy who once walled me in. Our first argument in front of a microphone? Viral. Overnight, we became the most popular radio duo. So we make a deal, pretend to be a couple. It's working. We can solve other people's problems. But we sweep our own under the carpet, and that can't go on forever.