I believe you'll fall!

“Family, I’ve prepared a fantastic holiday for us,” Dad announced during Sunday lunch with a mysterious smile. And so, during the spring half-term, a cleansing therapy began in a certain cabin. When, after endlessly long days, six pale, dirty, cold, and squinting figures staggered out of the log cabin, they all foolishly thought their suffering was over. No one suspected that much harder trials awaited them. An extraordinary family groans in an extraordinary time, but the reader is amused!